husband and wife:-a couple were sleeping on their matrimonial bed one night. Suddenly, the wife jumped up and said "oh my God! My husband is back" and the husband immediately jumped out through the window the window.
Akpors and the robotic car:-Mr Akpors ordered for a voice
automated robot car thatdoes
anything he tells it to do correctly
without any error.
He got the car and started sending it
on errands. He was so proud of what the car can
do without mistakes.
He was not able to go out on a day,
his wife told him totell the car to go
and pick the children from school
because she was so tired. Mr Akpors agreed.
Mr Akpors: Car, go and bring my
children from school.
The car went and didn't return in time
as expected, they knew something
must be wrong. Several hours later and no car, Mr
Akpors became apprehensive,
dressed up, ready to lodge a report at
the police station.
He and his wife just stepped outside
when they saw thecar coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them
and said,
"These are your children sir"
In the car was their Landlady's two
daughters, their choir mistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter,
their pastor's son and their
neighbours two sons.
Wife: Don't tell me all these ones are
your children?
Mr Akpors, nonplussed, calmly replied...
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY YOUR OWN
CHILDREN ARE NOT IN THE CAR?
made in naija english:- *Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?.
*The FILM is SWEET *Please help me Stop that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?.
*See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside PAPER BAG
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I don't KUKUMA have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is enteringmy food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?.
*I know you have come
sincebecos i hear your perfume.
